are signs you
1. The only thing on ur CD
player is Tina Arena
2 the last time u listerned to
anything but Tina was...well never!
3 Your retail ticket master is on
speed dial and they know u by name 'cause u ring every day to see if Tina's
coming to town...
4 Nov first is a public holiday
5 Your computer knows nothing but
Tina pics articles lyrics song files and any other Tina related merchandise
u can get ur hands on
6 You have time to arrange a
"Are u obsessed?" list...
7 You start using "Darl"
and "mate" every three words
8 all ur friends call u Tina
9 U change ur name saying
"if Tina can do it...so can i"
10 when ever u hear a date u
search ur memory to see what Tina's doing that day
11 whenever u hear that Tina's
going to be on tv u ring all ur friends and tell them to get there VCR's
12 you own every version of every
cd Tina ever released or was featured on
13 your friends forbid u to
mention Tina for a day ( Cruel people) and it works till lunch
14 u search ur family tree to
find even the slightest trace of Italian blood in ur family
15 u move to France because Tina
16 Your waiting to find out if
you've been accepted as an Australian citizen
17 you hear one of her older
songs and freak out...then ring the radio station and demand they play it
again...just so u can tape it!!!
18 you can scan every
magazine/newspaper article and find the word Tina in less than a second
19 u can't understand why people
are leaving at the end of The mask of Zorro...they're missing the best bit!!
20 you spend 2 hours every day
dealing with ur Tina e mails
21 you have every Tina related
film ever made
22 you spent ur life savings on
ur ticket to see Notre dame de Paris...and the airfare and the
23 you quote Tina on a regular
24 You have Tina photos in ur
25 you know every Tina song by
heart and can sing them in ur sleep
26 you can and do turn any
conversation into something about Tina
27 in the presence of others, u
are the only one aloud to sing along to Tina's hits. Everyone else is
"ruining the song"
28 the man in the music store
asks u about Tina's releases and other Tina news, it's much faster for him
29 when asked to sing the
national anthem u start singing Chains...